The lloydtown update.

Im gonna start a random update probably every time i remember about lloyd. basically will give you infomation on the latest stabings or how the bars were on the weekends. right now no ones been stabbed for about 2 weeks, so its so due! lloyd stabbings are like earthquakes longer you wait for those things, worse they are.

last time i was at the bar i got drunk and i talked to this lady cuz we always see each other there and its like WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS HERE and she bought me a beer and introduced me to someone but i forgot her but we cheers. thats my lloydtown update. probably payday weekend will be a much more interesting. ill probably do another hey! whats up. talk to someone for a long time then her friend comes and steals her and i forget her name and what she looks like. i wish drunk don had a better memory.. he'd have more fun..

PS: I like it when balls are in my face

Your post has been owned by Bubz

Haha way to abuse your mod powers Bubz! Thas what he gets for not shutting up.

hahahah oh don we love you buddy

go eat some maple leaf products.. fuckers..

hahahaha

i forgot i started this.. but like.. at the kooler was super fun, barely remember it almost saw a fight. WITH A BLACK GUY! a real black guy. but it didn't happen was disappointed. but was alot of yelling and pushing and shit.

so iwas out of lloyd for business( not drugs) and was stuck in small town killam. I got a girls number who worked at the gas station, she cmae to my motel and we watched a movie. then went for breakfast next morning. i think i have to go back...

MrLongDonJohnson wrote:

so iwas out of lloyd for business( not drugs) and was stuck in small town killam. I got a girls number who worked at the gas station, she cmae to my motel and we watched a movie. then went for breakfast next morning. i think i have to go back...

That's friggin awesome!

you shouldnt have left, dummy

think of what chotchy would have done...

Kill some bitches and rant on why they deserved it? O_O

so im thinking i need to import hookers to lloyd cuz i wanna kill one but i dont feel like traveling. so if i import a large quantity now, they'll deserve it when i get into the mood!

Don has learned, he needs a fucking wingman! hard to get girl away from her friend unless she has someone to talk too or do. maybe i should get tv. put on some girly show like the hills for distraction. that'd work right?

MrLongDonJohnson wrote:

Don has learned, he needs a fucking wingman! hard to get girl away from her friend unless she has someone to talk too or do. maybe i should get tv. put on some girly show like the hills for distraction. that'd work right?

I think you shoud start taking resume's for a wingman. Or have someone with a video camera follow you everywhere and pretend you're important or on some sort of reality TV show, they lades will do anything to get on TV with someone 'famous'.

i think i should been like. heres a tub of ice cream, you suck at life! then run away with the other one. like comfort food would be distraction right? taking resumes would be good idea. put that on monster. or lloydminsterjobshop.ca!

i think this thread should just be the diary of my randomic lifestyle. Had to make my own word up for that shit. I have a christmas party tonight. im gonan rock full suit with my workboots and a cowboy hat. unsure on if i want a date or who should i take. in the end it won't matter ill drink a ton and wake up with a mexican donkey. good thing i cut my nails.

MrLongDonJohnson wrote:

i think i should been like. heres a tub of ice cream, you suck at life! then run away with the other one. like comfort food would be distraction right? taking resumes would be good idea. put that on monster. or lloydminsterjobshop.ca!

DOO IIIT!!

MrLongDonJohnson wrote:

or lloydminsterjobshop.ca!

Long name..... amazing results!

oooooooh yeah! boi.

shut up don.

I'll feed your cat to the homeless.

MrLongDonJohnson wrote:

I'll feed your cat to the homeless. and then i will put a weiner in my mouth because i like the taste!

im not going to lie... that last part is a little gay... just sayin....

how dare you change my post! then i change it back to fuck with everyone. SO part 3! yes i said 3 fuck part 2. The cashier comes over again, alone. ill tell you how it ends tomarrow...hopefully it is with her putting something big up my pooper.

MrLongDonJohnson wrote:

how dare you change my post! then i change it back to fuck with everyone. SO part 3! yes i said 3 fuck part 2. The cashier comes over again, alone. ill tell you how it ends tomarrow...

NOOO!!! You can't just leave it at that!!

hahaha oh don, trying to impress tha boys by pretending he likes women...