Good evening ladies and gentlemen, my name is FRED, not to be confused with YouTube's Fred. I came to this forum expecting a long, drawn out, boring process to register. Many sites I've registered with not only require you to input your email, but also input it a second time. Preposterous, I say! But when I came here, oooh boy did it feel great to only have to type it once! Because of this simple little thing, this forum can now be described as "excellent" (as you no doubt see in the thread title).
Anywho, there are a few things you should know about me. First off, I get first dibs on the cookies in the cookie jar. When I'm done, then and only then can you guys eat some delicious cookies. Second, YOU work for ME. Remember that, you may want to write it down. Third, if you dare talk back to me you will suffer the wrath of Gubligoblin.
That is all. Good day.