Blurrypron's Official E3 2009 Topic!

Alright, so as many of you know E3 is right fuggin now! There's already some crazy shit to talk about and it's only just begun! Metal Gear on the 360!? Srsly, that's the only thing I had interest in during the M$ conference along with pretty much everyone else. They're also releasing a motion controller.. yay? Anyways, this is the plae to talk about E3!

Personally I think (and hope) that MGS Rising takes place between MGS2 and 4 when Raiden goes on that quest to find Olga's baby and get her from the patriots or w/e that would rock.

Wow if EA drags out this montage any longer.. oh here we go.

Waaaaaay too soon for Left 4 Dead 2.

HOLY SHIT! HUGE EA ANNOUNCEMENT! Littlest Petshop Online!!! HOMAGAWZ!!

YES! I was anticipating this since 3 years ago! Charm Girls: Pajama Party for the Wii! Spray that hair, YOU MUST WIN!

From the new Need For Speed game, looks pretty decent.

Fight Night Round 4 looks fuckin awesome! This time you basicly make strategies based on your players height, reach, and otehr stats and it looks fuckin amazing! Coming out June 25th, a week earlier than anticipated.

Everything Important that Microsoft Announced during their Conference today in one easy list:

Rock Band: The Beatles (Release: 09/09/09)

Tony Hawk: Ride, With Skateboard Motion Controller.

Final Fantasy XIII : Release of Spring 2010

(From this point forward it was announced that everything will be Xbox 360 Exclusive titles)

From Epic studios, the XBLA game Shadow Complex (Release this summer)

XBLA game Joy Ride, a FREE kart racer available to all Xbox Live Gold members. (Available Winter this year)

Crackdown 2 confirmed.

Left 4 Dead 2 : Available November 17th this year on 360 and PC

Splinter Cell : Conviction announced.

Forza Motorsport 3 : Released in October this year

Halo 3: ODST : Available for September 22nd this year

Halo Reach : Available Fall 2010

Alan Wake: Available Spring 2010

Music is coming to XboxLive for free by partnership with last.fm

TV and Movies available from Sky TV.

Relaunching Video service to use 1080p video. Instant access means no downloading or waiting, just click and play.
Also available in more than double the countries than originally available in.

Videos and music are now available to be shared amongst parties. All members of a party can join up and watch the same movie to talk to each other and whatnot

Facebook and Twitter now partnered with Xbox Live and can be accessed through XBL

Hideo Kojima Announced Metal Gear Solid: Rising coming to Xbox 360

Microsoft Announces motion control, code named "Natal" which is Video/Audio recognition to use your xbox with. Navigating menus, playing games etc. This device can use facial recognition to log you into your xbox and will shut off by voice commands. Looks Expensive. And rediculous.



And thats about it. I'll update with Sony and Nintendo's when they happen.

Picture from the FIght Night Round 4 prez

EA Active! And all you need is a wii-mote, a nunchuck, a wii-fit board, knee pads, and this rubber thing that goes around your wii-mote.. and a journal that you keep tabs on your diet.

Wow Saboteur looks SO fucking awesome! Reminds me of like Mercenaries crossed with Assassin's Creed. Everything looks amazing and hoshit.. brb Brutal Legend time

Pic from the Saboteur prez

WHOA Brutal Legend tiem
haha the maker of the game was like "I basicly made this game just so I could meet and hang out with the cast" haha
the leader of the Hair Metal Militia can fly with his hair
and Lemy from Motorhead plays The Killmaster
haha oh man, this prez is awesome
Ozzy is The Guardian of Metal
hahahaha you form Mosh pits n shit and attack the enemy
haha and there's a Sacred Beer Tree
oh man, game of the fucking YEAR!

Now they're basicly talking about a buncha different MMORPGs n shit. The new Star Wars one and one that looks similar to GTA, which is pretty interesting.

So that's the end of EA's Conference, it was pretty decent, but the only games that were awesome as hell were Brutal Legend and The Saboteur. I'll be back in about 2 hours for the Ubisoft Conference.

Dukey wrote:

the only games that were awesome as hell were Brutal Legend and The Saboteur. I'll be back in about 2 hours for the Ubisoft Conference.

All in all I agree with that other than a couple of EA Sports titles that I will check out because I am a huge sports fan.

Also, AWWFUCKYEAHBRUTALLEGENSISGOINGTOFUCKINGPWN!!!!!1!!!!!11!shift+1!!!111

inhumanehuman wrote:

Dukey wrote:

the only games that were awesome as hell were Brutal Legend and The Saboteur. I'll be back in about 2 hours for the Ubisoft Conference.

All in all I agree with that other than a couple of EA Sports titles that I will check out because I am a huge sports fan.

Also, AWWFUCKYEAHBRUTALLEGENSISGOINGTOFUCKINGPWN!!!!!1!!!!!11!shift+1!!!111

Idano man, Littlest Petshop Online

Dukey wrote:

inhumanehuman wrote:

Dukey wrote:

the only games that were awesome as hell were Brutal Legend and The Saboteur. I'll be back in about 2 hours for the Ubisoft Conference.

All in all I agree with that other than a couple of EA Sports titles that I will check out because I am a huge sports fan.

Also, AWWFUCKYEAHBRUTALLEGENSISGOINGTOFUCKINGPWN!!!!!1!!!!!11!shift+1!!!111

Idano man, Littlest Petshop Online

Yeah you're right...

So far ubisoft has nothing worth mentioning to say.. but I'm not an Ubisoft fan all tehy seem to release are really bad Anime games.

Red Steel 2 CG looks great, gameplay looks gamecube-ish.. but the game DOES look playable which is a fuck of a lot more than I can say for the 1st one.. so.. congratz?

Wow, being a non-Splinter Cell fan, this new Splinter Cell game actually looks pretty decent. The story is good for once, but it's still the same gameplay as the shitty original, they've added a few neat little perks to it, but it's over-all the same.

Wow.. just.. wow.. Tween Games 2.0, THE EVOLUTION OF CASUAL GAMES!

New Ninja Turtles game kumin out and it's a Smash game similar to Smash Bros. It looks pretty decent but the best part of the Ninja Turtles presentation was watching the french guy attempt to say Cowabunga haha!

They finished the extremely long and for the most part boring presentation off with the Assassin's Creed 2 trailer which was pretty decent. Looking forward to see if Nintendo will pull a Nintendo again this ye... wait a minute.. i mean.. waiting to see if they have a show better than last years... let's hope so.

I've been hunting down alot of e3 stuff for my site. have like 2 pages full of it.