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Jarhead666
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PostSubject: What a friggin dumbass   Sun Apr 05, 2009 3:13 pm

Darren had called a friend, but minutes after he hung up, rang back to ask for an ambulance. The front door was ajar, and Darren was found lying near a bloodstained lock-knife he had purchased whilst on holiday in Spain. Forensics investigators saw no indication of a struggle, and the coroner reported that the stab wounds seemed to be self-inflicted. However, Darren had shown no suicidal tendencies.

His wife, who was on holiday at the time of the incident, cleared up the mystery. As she was leaving for the holiday, she remembered Darren wondering whether his new jacket was 'stab-proof'.

That's right. Darren decided to find out if his jacket could withstand a knife attack. Did he choose to test his jacket while it was draped over the back of a chair? No, our man thought that the best approach would be to wear the garment and stab himself. Sadly, his choice of armor proved less resistant to a sharp blade than he had hoped.
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PostSubject: Re: What a friggin dumbass   Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:00 pm

shouldn't this be in the jokes section? or did this really happen...................hopefully it should be in the joke section, otherwise there's a retard out there somewhere
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PostSubject: Re: What a friggin dumbass   Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:31 pm

It really happened... It's one of the darwin awards... http://darwinawards.com/
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PostSubject: Re: What a friggin dumbass   Sun Apr 05, 2009 5:59 pm

hahah the darwin awards are great haha, some people.... what would we do without them.

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PostSubject: Re: What a friggin dumbass   Sun Apr 05, 2009 6:50 pm

wow........................that's FRIGGIN HILARIOUS
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PostSubject: Re: What a friggin dumbass   Sun Apr 05, 2009 9:58 pm

ROTFLMAO!

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PostSubject: Re: What a friggin dumbass   Mon Apr 06, 2009 12:03 am

....

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
lol!
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PostSubject: Re: What a friggin dumbass   Mon Apr 06, 2009 3:04 am

I LAUGH AND PITY AT THE SAME TIME XD... with caps lock on apparently >.<

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PostSubject: Re: What a friggin dumbass   Fri Jun 12, 2009 9:35 am

That is just natural selection at its best.
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PostSubject: Re: What a friggin dumbass   Fri Jun 12, 2009 10:48 am

KittySparkles wrote:
That is just natural selection at its best.

Rotflmao natural selection makes me laff
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