Man who fart in church sit in own pew.
Baseball very funny game--man with 4 balls no can walk!!
Secretary not permanent, till screwed on desk.
Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake with smelly finger.
Boy who go to bed with sex problem wake up with solution in hand.
He who fishes in another man's well often catches crab.
Elevator smell different to midget.
Person with peanut butter on balls gets serious lickin.