I had a brilliant idea. I'm going to start a story. It'll be the most random ass story ever.

What you need to do is add to it. So I'll post, and its everyones job to continue the story. Add as much or little as you want and keep it on track or take it off track, post whatever you want it'll be funny as all hell. Lets make this a long bastard haha

I'll start it off.


So this one time theres this guy and his name is Reggie. Reggie's biggest worry in the world was that a chicken was going to fly through the sky and land on his head and everyone would call him chicken ass face. Little to Reggie's knowledge the evil Mr Rompulous was all like omfg I'm gonna get that Reggie asshole. His entire life was spent on technology that could launch chickens at Reggie and to this point had never been successful.

One day Reggie was walking through the town and old maggie the whore who lived down the street was like REGGIE LOOK OUT-AH! and Reggie jumped out of the way of a flying chicken coming at his head.

However at this time he noticed a funny looking man in a trench coat coming toward him....but it wasn't a man it was a dragon!!!
As you might imagine Reggie was scared shit less, as he prepared to do battle with the mighty dragon the dragon said "Pardon me sir but do you have any gray poupon?" and went off snickering. Reggie was like WTF?
Then Maggie caught his attention...

Maggie was all pissed that the chicken hit her instead of Reggie and she came with a chain and was all like you sonomabetch!

Reggie was like fly digs, imma mack a peek at this bitch maggie and was like hey baby does this rag smell like chloraform to you? and she passed out.

Reggie stood up and smiled, he knew just what to do.

So Reggie pulled out his hunting knife and skinned Meggie so he could use her body as a disguise so the evil Mr Rompulous wouldn't know it was him.

Butr Mr. Rompulous could see right through his clever disguise. Reggie was now on the run from the fuzz. Sirens blared behind him as Reggie turned a corner into the alley. It was a dead end, he had 2 options, either run at the cops and probably die, or duck into the building to the next of him, he could hear loud music pumping through the wall, he knew he could get away if he went inside.

The door opened, this was his chance!

is stumbled right into the middle of a Johnny Napalm and the Flaming Erection concert, there were erections every where that he didnt know what the fuck to do so he started making sandwiches because thats what calms mr.R down but then he realized that his supreme sandwich making skills caught everyones attention including the band causing the music to stop.... he looked at the door and there they were.... the fuzz staring right through him.

So Reggie took off running for the exit, lucky the bouncers were so occupied by how much food was in front of them they didn't realize the fuzz was yelling at them to stop him.

As Reggie opened the door to exit he noticed there was a line up of super hot chicks waiting to get into this bar so he ran down the line slapping ass not caring if there were fuzz behind him or not because he was just having to much fun. As Reggie went to grab this super hot red hair chicks ass she clotheslined Reggie and stepped on his dick, Reggie gave out a yelp and bolted off down the street holding his man hood in his hand.

as he was running down the street Reggie noticed one of those cart wheeling hot dog vendors.. now reggie had never seen one of these before and sure as hell has never seen one in this neighbourhood so automatically he was suspicious, Reggie asked for a chilli cheese dog, when the vendor said they didnt have any chilli Reggie knew that all bets were off, and that it was time to battle........ the hot dog man.

Reggie kicked the ketchup and mustard up into the air and with a crazy judo chop sprayed them in the hot dog vendors eyes, he screamed and was all like "OMG WTF YOU DOING MAN!?!" and Reggie just smiled, stuck a weiner in his face and said "I just stuck my weiner in your face. Your days of peddling your wares are over hot dog man"

The hot dog vendor stood up, pointed right at Reggie and said ONE DAY REGGIE! ONE DAY YOU'LL GET YOURS! and ran down the street.

Although what Reggie didnt notice was when he pulled out his weiner there was a little girl watching the fight, she was so shocked that a guy out of no where could just whip out his cock and start slapping people with it, that she had a heart attack.

The mother of this little girl ran up to her and started trying so hard to revive her daughter that she didnt notice [Insert peto from wilkie who was caught by the cops in battleford] in the corner of the street taking pictures of her daughter laying on the ground. He had this huge 500mm lense with HD graphics and perfect quality camera and speed snap so he had a good few off before anyone noticed, then some guy who was calling 911 noticed him.

the cops picked up and the guy's like "HOLY SHIT! some dude's taking pictures of a girl trying to revive her daughter! i don't know how this is a crime, but get over here quickly!"

The guys arrived, but for some reason, no one was there. Both girls were gone. But, out of nowhere, a large stuffed turkey came flying from the sky. Something had been attached to the turkey. When the guys picked it up, they noticed....it was a bomb.

the bomb exploded and killed everyone in the city..............................except for a small kitty named Kibbles

the kitty mutated into a A-sexual person and started having babies like mad, repopulating the earth within a few hours, but every baby she had ended up been defected in some way, but she took a liking to this 1, she said "I will call him Reggie"